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Colossians 316 Let Christs word dwell in you richly.

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Ill give YOU two. -- George Bernard Shaw. Benjamin Jowett Going to church no more makes you a Christian than standing in a garage makes you a car.

Christmas is a feeling true friends share with laughter and love to show that they care. 45 Funny Christian Jokes 1. Hmm sounds fishy 2.

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Below are hilarious quotes about church attendance to which every Christian can relate to. Compassion is not sympathy. He is always convinced that it says what he means.

I want to be so full of Christ that if a. Either way these funny Christmas quotes are sure to bring good tidings to you and your kin and help get you into the holiday spirit. Short funny christian quotes.

It is his great concern. Bible Jokes Bible Humor Church. Colossians 3 2 Keep your mind on the things above and not on the earthly.

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Now get up and get dressed and go to church No he shot back. 60 short funny motivational quotes. Ill give you two reasons.

I have as much authority as the Pope i just dont have as many people who believe it. 100 Funny Christmas Quotes. I dont like them and they dont like me Nonsense she told him.

What did Jonahs family say when he told them about what happened before reaching Nineveh. As Christians we need to learn that laughter is an expression of joy. Hebrews 138 Jesus Christ is the Same Yesterday.

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